Rudy Moves to Moody Radio Host?

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Republican jackass Billy O’reilly will be quitting his belligerent radio show “The Radio Factor” for a bigger role on his TV network- making life suck more for all of us who want less maniacal gun-toting tight collars hating on Obama and our CHANGE.

We hear that Rudy Guiliani, who has ruled New York for eight years, is the most likely candidate to sit behind O’reilly’s old radio microphone.

Right now, Westwood One, which airs the rightest radio program, is negotiating with mayor Guiliani- who has years of hosting WABC’s weekly radio show “Live From City Hall”.

Since the radio is nationally broadcasted, an overexposure of Rudy can epicly “F up” his plans running the 2010 presidential race.

Plus he’s got an awful lisp.

Sooo, Would the extra publicity hurt or help old Rudolph?

What do you think?

TV Star is Caught in a Sinful Kiss

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Motivational economists Donny “Deutschbag”, whose CNBC show “The big Idea” was put on hold last week, has been caught hooking up with a married woman.

The woman’s husband Adam Sandler (Not the movie star), a wealthy NY banker, hired a private eye after suspicions of his hot blondie with another man.

The detective screened the desperate housewife for weeks and eventually got photos of her lip locking with the Deutschbag.

Our sources say that the husband Sandler filed for divorce with Deutsch’s name listed in the legal document’s complaint.

Deutsch, a 50 year old single father who has been spending millions on NYC townhouse and an East Hampton mansion, has not answered any phone calls about the affair, nor has his lawyers.  

Who Will Make New Butt Grooves on Oprah’s Talk Show Chair

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Oprah’s got big ass shoes- so long and gerthy that we cannot find the foot fat enough to fit her Cinderella slipper.

There is already back-fence talk that the world’s richest African American female will be leaving her own show in 2011.  Oprah, plans to snag more mula working full-time on her own TV network.  If so, the diva will end 24 years of hosting and producing one of day-times greatest talk shows.

Not yet set in stone, Winfrey’s contract with CBS expires in 2011, but sources say that Winfrey is eager to begin a second chapter-

Taking over the world?

Her development network “OWN” will replace a Discovery channel and is projected to air in 70 million homes by the second half of 2009.

Oh, she WILL be taking over the world!

The O’s network will add to her media empire which already has a book club, satellite radio channel, and entertainment production company.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!

But, were all wondering who will be the next CBS talk show queen.  Can it be another black lady-

please don’t make it tyrah Banks, please don’t make it tyrah banks.

Maybe a guy?

Tina Fey would be cool.  Her and Oprah seem to hit it off since the O made a comical guest appearance on Fey’s 30 rock last week.

Rumors circulate that I-can-see-Russia Sarah Palin might become a host.

So you called yourself a politician?

Anyway… 

Who do you think should fit Oprah’s crocs?

Alive and Well, Looking Angry!

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Hey Larry! A plastic surgeon couldn’t make you smile!

On his 75th birthday, Larry King has set the record for longest time looking angry- 75 years.  The talk show host had a huge bash with family and friends accompanying, live music, exquisite food- but not one break from that timeless sour expression.

King Puss-face!

Jerry Springer Feels Important

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Smutty talk show host, Jerry Springer, feels important today as his handprints are unveiled at a Planet Hollywood in Time Square, NYC.

Classy.

A huge party was held where the joyful TV therapist was seen signing autographed pictures of himself.  Springer had tears in the eyes when the host got on the mic and  proclaimed his name throughout the restaurant. 

JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!

Drunk overweight tourists and trailer-trash all over america are relieved that the time has finally come when Mr. Springer is recognized for his great work.

His hands will be forever showcased on a wall- next to a list of dinner specials.

Sources are not sure whose hand prints will be featured next, but rumors are circulating.

 Maybe world renowned actor. Ron Jeremy?