Cisco wires Yank stadium so impatient New Yorkers can order food from their phone

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Ey!!! New Yorkars!

Get ready to buy beer and dawgs at the game in under a friggin’ NY minute- on the cell phone.

Nah! Really?

Yeah kid!

Da’ Friggin’ Yank’s are getting some kind of special technology upgrade from the Cisco company.  You’ll be able  to go on your cell phone and order food from the concession stands, view instant replays at every angle, and even get info on the traffic when the ball game ends.

Get the F- outta here?

Yeah kid!!!

It gets even better.  Cisco plans to turn the stadium into a friggin’ Inspectah Gadget den.  All the box suites are gonna be installed with sweet HD touch screens where you can replay every single play.  Bottom line, you’ll never loose an opportunity to watch the game.

Holy Shit!  These rich motha- F’ers always find a way to blow money.

I know, this should be friggin awesome though.  It beats giving that fruit A-rod a truck load a cash.

Word!

Youtube and MGM collab!

The world’s largest online video sharing site, Youtube,  will feature full-length television shows and blockbuster films from Metro-Goldwyn Mayer’s.

Presumably, Youtube’s usage of MGM is to elevate advertising revenues.  The addition of professional videos can alleviate the economical drought that businesses are facing.

No stranger to the deal, Youtube picked up complete television shows from CBS last month.  Adding MGM to the arsenal, viewers will be able to watch the action film “Bullet Proof Monk” and the comedy hit “Legally blond” which will be free to watch. 

Free, but advertising will be streaming alongside the video.

ANNOYING!

Anyway, such partnerships with Youtube creates heavy competition with other online video sites owned by News Corp and NBC Universal.

Russell on the Prowl!

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No hard feelings Kimora, but Russ bagged your look-alike.  Last night, the Def Jam legend  met Hawaiin beauty, Alana, at a party to launch his new website globalgrind.com.  The two ended up spending the whole night together; hugging and  kissing in some secretive spots.   Then they were seen entering the elevator;  back to the hotel room- maybe for some Def poetry?