Who Will Make New Butt Grooves on Oprah’s Talk Show Chair

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Oprah’s got big ass shoes- so long and gerthy that we cannot find the foot fat enough to fit her Cinderella slipper.

There is already back-fence talk that the world’s richest African American female will be leaving her own show in 2011.  Oprah, plans to snag more mula working full-time on her own TV network.  If so, the diva will end 24 years of hosting and producing one of day-times greatest talk shows.

Not yet set in stone, Winfrey’s contract with CBS expires in 2011, but sources say that Winfrey is eager to begin a second chapter-

Taking over the world?

Her development network “OWN” will replace a Discovery channel and is projected to air in 70 million homes by the second half of 2009.

Oh, she WILL be taking over the world!

The O’s network will add to her media empire which already has a book club, satellite radio channel, and entertainment production company.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!

But, were all wondering who will be the next CBS talk show queen.  Can it be another black lady-

please don’t make it tyrah Banks, please don’t make it tyrah banks.

Maybe a guy?

Tina Fey would be cool.  Her and Oprah seem to hit it off since the O made a comical guest appearance on Fey’s 30 rock last week.

Rumors circulate that I-can-see-Russia Sarah Palin might become a host.

So you called yourself a politician?

Anyway… 

Who do you think should fit Oprah’s crocs?

Aniston Calls a Spade a Spade on Oprah Show

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Proclamations are executed best on national television. 

Jennifer Aniston did just that on Oprah yesterday burying the hatchet on the rumors of her inability to move on from the Brad Pitt Divorce.

The mess begun weeks ago in a Vogue interview when Aniston called Angelina Jolie’s remarks about falling in love with Pitt, “Very uncool”.  

But Aniston defended herself on Oprah when addressing the Vogue reporter’s question.

“I basically just answered it as honestly as I could” Aniston tells the O.

The movie star seemed vivacious on the show, promoting her new flick and some Election Day spiel, where she baked a cake with the Obama logo- and brought it to her friends’ house, Courtney Cox and David Arquette.

Aniston’s new finger-down-the-throat romance, “Marley and Me”, co-stars Owen Wilson- and it opens on the same day as Pitt’s, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.

Oprah asked Aniston if the two films are in competition.

“I hope it’s a tie” Aniston replied.

Ahem…bullshit!…ahem

The grudge less Actress said, “I feel the divorce happened a hundred years ago.”  She also told Oprah that she wishes the best for her ex and appeared incredibly content in discussing her new recycled man, John Mayer. 

Tears of Joy

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Teary-eyed Oprah Winfrey underwent a sentimental rush at Barack’s speech yesterday.  In the cold Chicago night, Winfrey cried for joy as the 44th president of USA was announced.  The first ever African American president inspired and rallied the nation with a pivotal speech.  He sent shock waves through the hearts and souls of all Americans (except white-supremo repubs) and particularly tickled a soft spot in America’s prominent black figures- Oprah and Reverend Jesse Jackson, whom were seen gushing throughout the entire speech.  They later spent the evening telling journalists what it means to be African American in the US today.

Ummm…Powerful, inspiring!?

Even Uncle Tom, Colin Powell, joined the Barack bandwagon.

Come on dummies!  These newscasters write questions as if they are oblivious to the history of racism in America; let alone that the rest of the world is up to date with female and multi-ethnic leaders. 

The next duesch bag to ask a black person what it means to be in America right now shall find the answer in the faces of millions of people.  

As for Reverend Jesse Jackson, emotions are extremely high, replete in joy and envy.  The civil rights activist, who has been battling to be president, couldn’t be any happier for racial progression in America.  However, were sure that he wishes he was at the podium discussing the Nation’s future.

Besides, who wouldn’t want to be the most powerful guy in the world (white or black)? 

Barack the House!