Cisco wires Yank stadium so impatient New Yorkers can order food from their phone

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Ey!!! New Yorkars!

Get ready to buy beer and dawgs at the game in under a friggin’ NY minute- on the cell phone.

Nah! Really?

Yeah kid!

Da’ Friggin’ Yank’s are getting some kind of special technology upgrade from the Cisco company.  You’ll be able  to go on your cell phone and order food from the concession stands, view instant replays at every angle, and even get info on the traffic when the ball game ends.

Get the F- outta here?

Yeah kid!!!

It gets even better.  Cisco plans to turn the stadium into a friggin’ Inspectah Gadget den.  All the box suites are gonna be installed with sweet HD touch screens where you can replay every single play.  Bottom line, you’ll never loose an opportunity to watch the game.

Holy Shit!  These rich motha- F’ers always find a way to blow money.

I know, this should be friggin awesome though.  It beats giving that fruit A-rod a truck load a cash.

Word!

Manny the Angeleno?

Kobe Bryant might have to share the LA spotlight with another baller- a baseball player!? Really?

Who follows baseball?

Anyway, last year, Manny Ramirez (former Redsock) joined the under 500 win percent Dodgers.  Stepping into the new batter’s box, Manny swung the Dodgers out of losing and directed them straight to the playoffs.

Also,  he attracted 6 to 7,000 more fans to the stadium per night- generating an extra 7 million dollars a month for the Dodger ball club. 

All of which makes Manny the hottest non-lake show athlete in LA.

This week, the MLB’s most influential ball player must undergo a new contract that’s ringing major dollar signs.  Sources  predict that Manny will be the second highest paid player in baseball history; just under our beefcake A-rod.   

However, with a laundry list of franchises scouting the Dominican slugger, LA Dodgers have to really balance their options, which means cuttin’ contract length. They plan on paying Manny a fair price. Nevertheless, a price that will empty out the GM’s bank account.  Estimated proposal is a two year deal for 55 million dollars.  

$55 million- that’s a whole lotta’ money.  

Manny sure got presence…

Do you think he is worth it?

A-Rod’s Staycation

Hey A-rod. Nice to see you again,

again,

and again…

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Beefcake A-Rod has been roaming around Los Angeles for almost a month now.  The photos above were taken of the Yankee two weeks ago.  Perez Hilton and TMZ have spotted him on different weeks at the Beverly Hills Hotel and the streets of Santa Monica- hmmm.

Many believe A-Rod’s little thing for Madonna could be a full blown crush, being that his LA trip was scheduled during her Dodger stadium concert.

Or 

Maybe A-rod has a little of the West Coast fever- sunshine, palm trees, and plastic blonds.  LIfe can be intense in Gotham city.  Not to mention, the world’s greatest baseball club currently sucks.  

Can you imagine A-rod playing next to Manny on the Dodgers? 

We think there is something brewing behind his extended stay.

Marlboro Pesci

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Joe Pesci smokes mad cigarettes.  He was in the Breeder’s Cup stands sucking down lung darts like Marlboro was going out of business. Pesci might be, clinically, a chain smoker.  Sources didn’t see the man without a cigarette, once.

Just look at the size of that drag!

Puff, puff the magic dragon Joe.

This got me wondering, maybe Pesci always plays the amazing roles of stressed out angry maniacs, because he is a genuinely tense guy.   Whatever the reason,  Joe should find a more flattering habit.

Sorry Dad

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If you didn’t know this, Arnold Schwarzenegger is a republican and his wife Maria Shriver is a Democrat.  Arnold- works as governor of California and is a staunch supporter of McCain.  Maria- is the daughter of JFK’s sister.  Being a member of the Kennedy family, Maria is undoubtedly not voting for her hubby’s McCain.  Furthermore, the couple has a daughter, Katherine, who attended the Breeder’s Cup Classic and is of age to take place in this year’s election. 

Can you imagine what kind of dinner conversations occur at the govenator’s dinner table?

“Dad can you pass the salt?”-Katherine

“Not unless, you vote for McCain.”- Arnold

“Here honey.” Maria passes another salt shaker.  “This is Obama salt, enjoy.”

Anyway, sources say that Daddy’s little girl is actually siding with mom.  Just goes to show you how Obama is winning the voters who are inbetween.

Schwarzenegger household:

McCain 1, Obama 2.

Go Obama!

Bo Derek’s Little Love Triangle

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 The winning jockey, Frankie Dettori, of the Breeder’s Cup Classic was so happy about his 5 million dollar prize that he was running around the winners circle like a wild man.  In his fit of joy, he sought out the lovely actress Bo Derek, grabbed her face, pulled her in close and kissed her two times on the lips!  

Hubba, hubba.

Bo Derek was flattered and embraced the triumphant kiss with an open mind, however, her boyfriend John Corbett (My Big Fat Greek Wedding), also in attendance, was seen acting extremely jealous.  When Bo Derek walked away from the exuberant jockey, she went to give her boyfriend a hug, hoping that they could share the amusement of the whole race, but John pulled back, feeling hurt.  John regarded the lip-lock as if the Jockey was Hercules, stealing Bo away in a chariot.  We saw Mr. Corbett telling her, “Did he kiss you on the mouth?”  She replies “yes.“  So he said to her, feeling angry, “I can’t believe that.” After, Bo and her paranoid boyfriend left the race uneasy, they didn’t hold hands or show any affection on the walk out of the event.  

We could only imagine their long quiet car ride back to Hollywood.

Awkward…

Arnold gets Booed in His Own State

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Election season does not only mean voting for the president.  It is a time when everybody must vote for new policies that are state specific.  You know. The list of propositions received in the mail with your voter confirmation. 

Who reads it? 

Not many. 

 Between the constant forest fires, rising gas prices, and faltering education system, the Governator has a plate full of issues to handle.  Many of his solutions are to take more of the taxpayers money to invest in green solutions of transportation, put out the fire, and get better books in the classrooms. 

Sounds good, if we weren’t in an economic recession. 

People do not want to hang their wallets upside down for the authorities and many Californians are not afraid to show their unease. 

For instance, Arnold Schwarzenegger attended the Breeder’s Cup classic this past weekend at the Santa Anita horse track.  On his walk out to the track, thousands of people in the stands booed him.  It was an uncanny welcome for the Governator, making it difficult for Arnold to present the Cup’s final trophy.  An experience that makes it hard for Arnold to say, “I’ll be back baby!”