Why Are All The Movie Stars Quitting?

Stop! Please stop!

Your making my ears bleed!

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“Are you serious?” Extra interviewer asked Oscar nominated Joaquin Phoenix when he made the jarring announcement that he quits acting.

“Yeah, I’m working on my music.  I’m done, I’ve been through that.”

Phoenix’s oust is a thread to a larger trend of many, many actors who are calling early retirement.  Others on the list are Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie.

No more Brangelina, from now on its Grangelina- as her and Nicole are peacing the cinema game to focus on the family.

But Pheonix’s switcharoo is to pursue music, which has been a popular hobby for many thespians, yet a terrible profession.

For Instance:

Michael Imperioli, Kevin Costner, Juliet Lewis, and Gina Gershwin- all of whom have never had their records as present as their pretty faces- hmmmm.

It seems that only musicians are successful at turning into actors- not vice versa- seeing great performances from:

Tupac Shakur, Mos Def, and Jennifer Hudson.

So lets just say, unless you got six kids, don’t quit your day job.

That means you too- Alec Baldwin and Kevin Spacey.

Oh yeah, Freddy Prince Jr. announces retirement too…Dude hasn’t been in a movie since Scooby Doo!

The list is long people, creating a void that needs some serious pluggin’.

Can you guys think of any up n’ comers who can replace the thunder?

Pitted Against All Odds

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This is a hard pill to swallow.

Last night, a bouncer in Los Angeles couldn’t recognize Brad Pitt from a pesky TMZ employee.

Granted Mr. Pitt was sporting a ’70s mustache and ridiculous fedora, the bouncer for the premiere of  Pitt’s new movie

yes, PITT’s new movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

 put the kibosh on the flick’s very own lead actor!

The bouncer mistook Pitt to be a sneaky paparazzi and ended up shoving, prodding, and grabbing him from behind- putting Pitt in an LAPD arm lock.  This caused Pitt to delibreately swing around and face the moron. When he did, the bouncer was blown away to see the world-renowned star, eye-murdering him.  Bouncer was so stunned.

What an Idiot!

MESSAGE:

Are there any former DHL workers out there who are burly enough to toss people around?  

If so, there is a great chance that the Bruin theatre is hiring- immediately.