The Princesses of St. Barths

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St. Barths on New Years showcased the crown jewels from the U.S.

Both Sexy song birds, Mariah Carey and Beyonce, were looking extremely good. 

One is rocking a cute artsy dress and the other an explosive sex garment- both are great.

We want to choose one as the winner of our New Years beauty pageant.

Which one do you think is better?

American Pie Lush Checks into Rehab

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

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Remeber the actress who got so blasted that she didn’t know her breast was exposed on the red carpet?

Tara Reid, the American Pie Girl, walks into Promises rehabilitation last week. The same center where Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had a stint.

WIERD- Jack Ketsoyan, who is Tara’s publicist, asked people mag. to respect her privacy at this time.

Right, you really want privacy by doing a public statement.

All I’m saying is Tara hasn’t made a movie in years and any publicity, I guess, is good publicity.

Jackass Ketsoyan also said that it was Tara’s decision to get treatment. The 33 year old checked HERSELF in for unknown reasons, SUPPOSEDLY.

Tara (at the gates of rehab)- “I don’t know why I’m here Doc., but I don’t want to be twitching and watching the sunrise everyday.”

Although, we think Tara is cleaning out the Irish inside of her-including the Tony Montana side, and any other side that has her spending more time in the club than on the film set.

Get well soon…

Party Binge Paris in Full Force

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Paris Hilton brings a new name to “Girls just wanna’ have fun”.  Her and sister, Nicky, passed around a big bottle of vodka and chugged their man pains away .  The winner of her show ”Paris’ New BFF”, Brittany Flickinger was right by mimicking her idol’s actions.

Another Highlight, Nicky Hilton put a good cock block on actor Stephen Dorff.  He was amongst the group, hittin’ on Paris all night. 

The rage and madness of this party caps off the week long Art Basel event in Miami.  Paris Hilton, we spotted celebrating for three consecutive nights.   She was at various bashes letting loose; dancing on couches and shamelessy doing other acts of belligerence. 

Which makes us think that her show should have been called, “Paris’ New Fun Girl!”

Rodman Likes Them White

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Like a black man with blond hair, several facial piercings, body tattoos, and wearing a dress on your wedding day doesn’t distinguish you enough- early retired Chicago Bull, Dennis Rodman proves to have caucasian fever- recently, he was seen at Art Basel only partying with white girls.

Whenever we see Dennis the Menace out, his lady company suggest to us his preference for the porcelain thin hair types. A unique taste nascent  with his quick Madonna stint and publicity cry-out  marriage with Carmen Electra.  The two have long beeng divorced, but he shows us that basketballs are not the only thinge Rodman rebounds.

Last night, we spotted Dennis the Menace hobnobbing with not one or two, but a wolf pack of random white chocolates.  They were fraternizing by the bar in Miami’s hottest club Mokai.  

Its his flava fasho!

M.K.O Still Dating Artsy Brooklynite

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Some more viscious nightclub tonsil hockey-

 People often eat where the sh@#.

We know its hard to avoid the sweltering media, but the child actor turned hipster, Mary Kate Olsen, hasn’t kept her promise to make private life secret.  We caught her necking with artists boyfriend, Nate Lowman, at the Art Basel event which is the antithesis of low-key.    

The two have been dating for over a year now and have survived rumors of having a child on the way. 

In the past M.K.O told old fling/friend, Heath Ledger(RIP), that she wanted to start a family. 

To the looks of the couple last night in Miami, Olsen and Lowman are real luvy duvy.

Do you think the artsy duo will start a “Full House”?

Paris Continues Her Post Benji Party Binge

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The recently broken up, Paris Hilton, finished the week off strong with a face full of stripper ass at the Pussycat Dolls lounge party Sunday night.  The festivity marks the 7th straight day of partying for Paris. She hosted the shin-dig and was looking HOT in this tight leather dress and little officer hat. Paris broke up with her rocker, Benji Madden,  in the beginning of the week.

We hear that Paris is distraught about the separation and saw her raging extra hard to ease the pain. 

 The party was at the Viper Room.  Paris was sitting opposite from other celebs like Nicole and Kobe.  She spent most of the night hanging with her BFF’s and sister Nicky.

Oddly enough, when the stripper girl was dancing inside the bathtub, Paris was very shy, which goes to show that she is still a little rusty with her wild side.

Scherzinger is the Jealous Type

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Nicole Scherzinger kept her man on a short leash last night; at the Viper Room party after the American Music Awards.  Her BF, Lewis Hamilton (Formula 1 millionaire), was toasting drinks and having a good time with Nicole’s fellow felines on the opposite end of the table, but it was all too much for Scherzinger.   The Pussy cat was acting super sour-puss, when she demanded her man,  to sit next to her.  Hamilton respectfully sat closer, though Nicole remained in mega bitch mode; fighting with him throughout night.  

People even offered her drinks- too which, Nicole shot them down with nasty stink faces- not friendly at all.

Kobe’s Horny-side is Roused In front of His Wife

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There is Kobe with wife, Vanessa Laine Bryant and racer, Lewis Hamilton with girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger.  The group was getting special treatment at the Viper room as this sexy girl got into a big champagne glass and danced for them.  

Notice how everyone looks at the dancer’s face, except Kobe!

He is homing into her crotchilia- Eagle Rock, Colorado style.

We haven’t seen such strong focus since Kobe put up 81 pts in one game 2 years ago.

What Happend in Miami Might Not Stay in Miami

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Paris was caught cozying up with her ex Stavros Niarchos this weekend.  

Remember the big fight she had with Benji Madden last Tuesday? It was her Nylon party at Foxtail and the couple were quarreling all night?

Well it looks like Paris is shifting gears, attending the Victoria Secret Fashion Show in Miami-  Paris was getting her groove back with Greek shipping royalty and tattoo musician magee Madden was nowhere in sight.

Paris and Stavros spent the whole night together first at the fashion show post party chatting away with the likes of Vito Schnabel (filmmaker/Artist son, who at age 20 dated Elle McPherson).   

From their Stavros whispered into Paris’ ear that they should move to a more intimate spot.  

So the two escaped to Mokai where security was so strict that not even regular clubgoers could capture Facebook pics- but Paris and Stavros were flirting and kissing throughout- which will probably have Madden’s over protective head explode.

Hilton Party gone Awry

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Wild night at Foxtail!

DJ AM felt like the big cheese as he was raging the club for Paris HIlton’s cover shot on the new Nylon America issue.  The roof raiser rattled up two of the night’s sexiest female fans, whom put on a private show at his booth.  He gave some love back by licking his fingers at the two, while the girls returned the favor of basically banging each other.  They were engaged in full contact tonsil hockey like Neve Campbell and Denise Richards, swung on the booth’s rafters like strippers, and dropped down to spread eagle for him like the sluzs they probably are.

Wow!

Meanwhile…

 The party’s hosts Benji Madden and Paris Hilton exchanged bandy-words all night.

The two were in a battle royal at their table dropping cold-shoulders.  Paris Hilton pivoted away from emo Benji several times when he was trying to talk argue.

 Sources say that these two have been bickering for awhile.

Truth is MO boy is uptight.  All those tattoos must have messed with Benji’s head, because whenever the two go out at night, Benji’s got to sour shit up. Whether its being over protective or what, we think the relationship is beyond the pale.  

Plus, Paris is to tall for him. 

But wait…More!

Something must have been in the overpriced vodka, because Nicky Hilton was there too- blowing a raspberry at her Dreamworks Heiress, David Katzenberg! 

She was so red in the face  we thought she was going to transform into a demon and swallow him whole.  Instead she retreated, spending the rest of the evening dancing with her sis. 

F*&^ these boys, lets make out with the AM fans!