Timberlake and Jess Sexy Night out

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil were attached to the hip at the Thompson Hotel on Saturday 04.25.09, they attended two birthday parties, one at the second floor bar, the other at the pool upstairs.

When Justin and Jessica were in the elevator going upstairs there was a couple that got in with them, but got off on the 8th floor, the lady said good night to everyone when she left. So Justin said to Jessica in the elevator while going to the penthouse: “What a sweet person, she didn’t know anybody and say good night, I won’t do that.”

They were making out all night, Jess, as Justin calls her, is very affectionate so that makes him also.  He was not like this with Cameron Diaz. He was also showing his friends his golf moves.

At the bar a girl had a pair of Chanel shoes where the heels were made of a shot gun, so Jess asked the girl to try the shoes on, she did a fashion show for everyone, in between shots of tequila, Justin and Jess only drink tequila.

She didn’t want to drink anymore but Justin insisted so she pulled her hair up and said, “You know you are going to be doing this tonight”. Sounded very sexy.

Heavy Issues for Lohan?

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Lindsay Lohan looks like skeletor’s hot sister, but its at a point of concern.

From left, a healthy Lindsay, in 2007, struts across the beach to may 2008 where she is looking great in that silver dress, to 2009 Lindsay, hunched fragile with her spine protruding.  Her frailty is reminiscent of her toothpick looking rehab stint.

According to our source, “Lindsay’s rep insists that she is not heading back to her scary skinny period.”- an answer to rumors that Lindsay depends on redbull and candy and is utterly worn down from Samantha Ronson.

Well, Lindsay looks scary skinny and hilarious is Lindsay’s rep. proves Lindsay’s fine: “Lindsay is aware that she lost some weight due to stress but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two whole meals.”

Wow, that’s considered a gluttonous day for supermodels.

But there’s more, our spy that was at the Inauguration party, where we see the spine tingling photo of Lindsay, says that she would leave the bathroom and return to the party with white residue around her nose.

We seem to think there are many problems.  We hope you get better Lindsay.

Rodman Likes Them White

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Like a black man with blond hair, several facial piercings, body tattoos, and wearing a dress on your wedding day doesn’t distinguish you enough- early retired Chicago Bull, Dennis Rodman proves to have caucasian fever- recently, he was seen at Art Basel only partying with white girls.

Whenever we see Dennis the Menace out, his lady company suggest to us his preference for the porcelain thin hair types. A unique taste nascent  with his quick Madonna stint and publicity cry-out  marriage with Carmen Electra.  The two have long beeng divorced, but he shows us that basketballs are not the only thinge Rodman rebounds.

Last night, we spotted Dennis the Menace hobnobbing with not one or two, but a wolf pack of random white chocolates.  They were fraternizing by the bar in Miami’s hottest club Mokai.  

Its his flava fasho!

M.K.O Still Dating Artsy Brooklynite

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Some more viscious nightclub tonsil hockey-

 People often eat where the sh@#.

We know its hard to avoid the sweltering media, but the child actor turned hipster, Mary Kate Olsen, hasn’t kept her promise to make private life secret.  We caught her necking with artists boyfriend, Nate Lowman, at the Art Basel event which is the antithesis of low-key.    

The two have been dating for over a year now and have survived rumors of having a child on the way. 

In the past M.K.O told old fling/friend, Heath Ledger(RIP), that she wanted to start a family. 

To the looks of the couple last night in Miami, Olsen and Lowman are real luvy duvy.

Do you think the artsy duo will start a “Full House”?

Fatso Crowe Bikes to Fit in Tights

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After gaining much weight for his last film, Body of Lies, Russ is working-off his pot belly for a new epic where he plays Robin Hood. The actor will be sporting green tights in 2009 as he again teams up with the high-octane director, Ridley Scott for ”Nottingham”. 

Ah yes, Russel will star in a psychedelic drama as the popular hero trapped in a world with no ham to eat.

Naw,  the flick sounds to be a good one- a love triangle between Robin Hood and Sheriff of Nottingham played both by Russ, whom fight for Maid Marion who will be played by Sienna Miller.

Its good to see the blimpish superstar has put down the Thanksgiving leftovers, because man is he chunky.  We spotted him in Beverly HIlls acouple of times, biking with his trainer. 

  A lot of exercise and veggies are needed to climb back into People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man of the Year” which was recently handed to svelte fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman.

I’m just looking forward to seeing if Russel will look better than both Costner and Flynn in tights.

What do you think?

Kobe’s Horny-side is Roused In front of His Wife

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There is Kobe with wife, Vanessa Laine Bryant and racer, Lewis Hamilton with girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger.  The group was getting special treatment at the Viper room as this sexy girl got into a big champagne glass and danced for them.  

Notice how everyone looks at the dancer’s face, except Kobe!

He is homing into her crotchilia- Eagle Rock, Colorado style.

We haven’t seen such strong focus since Kobe put up 81 pts in one game 2 years ago.

Spidey’s Wife is Preggers!

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The 33 year-old gentle movie star, Tobey Maguire, is expected to have a second child with wife Jennifer Meyer-Maguire, 31-  his rep Kelly bush confirmed it to In Touch.

Spidey and wife are proud of their 2 year old spud, Ruby, and are probably thrilled for Spring of 2009 when the new one is due.

Keep spinning that web Sea-Biscuit!

LC Thinks She is a Superstar?

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We didn’t conceive leading cast member of “The Hills”, Lauren Conrad, would be very pompous, because we took for granted that anyone who acted on “The HIlls” was A) a talentless non-acting nobody and B) extremely uninteresting. 

However, America loves the show and she’s very pretty.  And so LC was seen being a celebrity bitch at the JFK airport last week, when an airline attendant paged her on the airport intercom to go to the ticket counter and pick up her standby ticket.

Supposedly LC threw a fit, and was nearly forced to tears, because she anticipated people would hound and heckle her in public.

Truth- No one cared.

LC who?

Hahaha…

Miley Makes a New Music Video

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Supposed virgin tween superstar Miley Cyrus was spotted in Downtown LA this weekend.  She was strolling out of the Los Angeles Center Studios with a huge posse.  She spent the rest of her Saturday with pos.,  filming a new music video. 

Be on the lookout…

Where the Wild Things Are?

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Awesome children’s book, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ is being made a movie!

Spike Jonze, the mastermind behind ‘Adaptation’ and ‘Being John Malcovich’, directs this cross between live action and animation.

‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’ eat your heart out.

Expected to drop in 2009, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ has big names on-board: Forest Whitaker, James Gandolfini, the wimp from ‘There Will Be Blood’ (Paul Dano), and Catherine O’Hara.

Supposedly the film has been under the works for over three years.  Should be awesome.

Keep on the look out…