Ugly Betty Needs to Talk.

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We understand why America Ferrera was smoking cigarettes and making her way to Christina Applegate’s table at the SAG Awards Post Party in Los Angeles this past sunday- Ms. Apple’s show is bumping America off her TV lineup.

“In a just announced Thursday night scheduling tweak, ABC is benching Betty begining March 26 and replacing it with episodes of Samantha Who? 

Apparently, Ugly Betty hasn’t been sweeping ratings this season. 

ABC spokesperson said, “Betty is a solid performer and there is no question that it will definitely be back to complete its season, just without repeats.”

The problem is, when will the show be back? No one knows? Which has clearly got Ms. Ferrera concerned. 

Does anyone think Ugly Betty can shine through the difficult times?

You can get the full article at http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/01/breaking-abc-be.html

His Assistant On and Off Screen.

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Things stay the same when the camera isn’t rolling-

We see that Rex Lee, who plays Ari’s Assistant on Entourage, stays in character when he isn’t working.  

That subservience was shown at the SAG Awards Post Party, when Jeremy Piven (angry man Ari) told Rex to take a picture of him and his date with not only his camera, but his date’s camera too. 

Lets hope that the pictures are clear Rex or else you’ll get a mouthful.

Meryl to Make Laughs on Television…

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Have no doubts that she will make another great episode for NBC’s hit show.

After beating Kate Winslet for Outstanding Actress at the SAG Awards, Meryl Streep was celebrating at the post party with fellow ‘Doubt’ cast members, when 30 Rock star Alec Baldwin joined the group.  The two were talking for such a long time that Meryl’s daughter tugged on her mother’s arm to exist the convo.

But it couldn’t interrupt Alec’s friendly business.  Our sources say that he was pleading with Meryl- “You got to come on our show you got to come on our show.”  And Meryl, who isn’t known for comedic roles, happily said yes.  

Were extremely excited.

Rudy Moves to Moody Radio Host?

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Republican jackass Billy O’reilly will be quitting his belligerent radio show “The Radio Factor” for a bigger role on his TV network- making life suck more for all of us who want less maniacal gun-toting tight collars hating on Obama and our CHANGE.

We hear that Rudy Guiliani, who has ruled New York for eight years, is the most likely candidate to sit behind O’reilly’s old radio microphone.

Right now, Westwood One, which airs the rightest radio program, is negotiating with mayor Guiliani- who has years of hosting WABC’s weekly radio show “Live From City Hall”.

Since the radio is nationally broadcasted, an overexposure of Rudy can epicly “F up” his plans running the 2010 presidential race.

Plus he’s got an awful lisp.

Sooo, Would the extra publicity hurt or help old Rudolph?

What do you think?

TV Star is Caught in a Sinful Kiss

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Motivational economists Donny “Deutschbag”, whose CNBC show “The big Idea” was put on hold last week, has been caught hooking up with a married woman.

The woman’s husband Adam Sandler (Not the movie star), a wealthy NY banker, hired a private eye after suspicions of his hot blondie with another man.

The detective screened the desperate housewife for weeks and eventually got photos of her lip locking with the Deutschbag.

Our sources say that the husband Sandler filed for divorce with Deutsch’s name listed in the legal document’s complaint.

Deutsch, a 50 year old single father who has been spending millions on NYC townhouse and an East Hampton mansion, has not answered any phone calls about the affair, nor has his lawyers.  

Child Actor Dives for his Life on ‘30 Rock’ Set

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This is why I don’t trust New York taxi drivers…

The shooting of ‘30 Rock’ had to stop last Wednesday night after a wreck less taxi driver rammed his car into the set on a Long Island City street, almost taking the life of a 9-year old kid. 

Supposedly, Tina Fey was playing the victim of a child mugger (the 9 year old boy) were on the set when the little actor needed to dive out for safety- everyone was waiting for the camera to roll when the car came careening out of nowhere.  They all watched in disbelief as the taxis teared down the narrow street and crashed into another car.  Actors were rushed to the hospital for examination but quickly released.

Too bad they had to cancel- child mugger premise sounds hilarious.

Who Will Make New Butt Grooves on Oprah’s Talk Show Chair

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Oprah’s got big ass shoes- so long and gerthy that we cannot find the foot fat enough to fit her Cinderella slipper.

There is already back-fence talk that the world’s richest African American female will be leaving her own show in 2011.  Oprah, plans to snag more mula working full-time on her own TV network.  If so, the diva will end 24 years of hosting and producing one of day-times greatest talk shows.

Not yet set in stone, Winfrey’s contract with CBS expires in 2011, but sources say that Winfrey is eager to begin a second chapter-

Taking over the world?

Her development network “OWN” will replace a Discovery channel and is projected to air in 70 million homes by the second half of 2009.

Oh, she WILL be taking over the world!

The O’s network will add to her media empire which already has a book club, satellite radio channel, and entertainment production company.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!

But, were all wondering who will be the next CBS talk show queen.  Can it be another black lady-

please don’t make it tyrah Banks, please don’t make it tyrah banks.

Maybe a guy?

Tina Fey would be cool.  Her and Oprah seem to hit it off since the O made a comical guest appearance on Fey’s 30 rock last week.

Rumors circulate that I-can-see-Russia Sarah Palin might become a host.

So you called yourself a politician?

Anyway… 

Who do you think should fit Oprah’s crocs?

HBO’S Beverage Line

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TV’s most successful mob show may have had a disappointing ending, but are soon to provide a smooth aftertaste.

“The Sopranos”, the HBO series has set off on the most unpredictable by-product- a line of wines that will be found in U.S. stores this fall.  From various Italian wineries the line will feature a variety of wines ranging from Chianti, Pinot Grigio, and Pinot Noir that is priced up to anywhere between $11.00 and $30.00.

The New York Post reports that Mark Gonsalves, whose company funded the project, says, “Wine was the obvious next brand extension.”

Really?

Wine seems kind of random to me. 

How about a chain of ‘Bada-bing’ strip clubs? Or an affordable clothing line that makes fine Italian suits for gerthy men?

Wine just seems too classy for a New Jersey mob family, but hey, Paul Newman was capable of filling all the grocery aisles with anything between salsa and cat food.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s 6th Sense

Allegedly, Jennifer Love Hewitt communicates with spirits off screen.  The star of TV series, “Ghost Whisperer” had lived in a creepy house possesed by real life ghosts, until, a call-for-hire ghostbuster (this is not a joke) exterminated them.  

The spirit of a previous tenant and a young man would follow Hewitt.  They’d march around the house, turning the lights on and off, giving Jennifer the Hebe Jebes and stealing her vitality. 

If thats not enough, the ghosts spoke to Hewitt and relayed messages, then would immediatley vanish.  And the New York Post reports, “Jennifer Love Hewitt communicates with one friend who has gone beyond and says this friend keeps in touch in the form of a dragonfly.”

Crazy!

Hollywood’s Best Pill-Popping-Hop-in-the-Car-and-Drive Mother

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Heather Locklear has been busted by California cops on two occassions and both of the arrests were because of DUIs, which clearly proves that she has trouble not abusing substances. 

On one of the two instances, Heather had her daughter in the car!

Great parenting, actually, not at all.  Weeks later, it still looks like the daughter is rubbing her temple to soothe a minor concussion caused by her Mother’s drifting.

However, Heather has been trying to silence the guilt of endangering her child by taking her daughter to Miley Cyrus’ Sweet 16 concert at Disneyland. Locklear’s daughter, one of Miley’s biggest fans, was allowed  to bring a bunch of friends to the show.

Your the best Ma!

Sources say that Locklear has been a lot more responsible and conscious of her role as a mother.  The TV/Movie star was wise enough to let the publicist drive the car to the concert.

Thank god!