Heavy Issues for Lohan?

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Lindsay Lohan looks like skeletor’s hot sister, but its at a point of concern.

From left, a healthy Lindsay, in 2007, struts across the beach to may 2008 where she is looking great in that silver dress, to 2009 Lindsay, hunched fragile with her spine protruding.  Her frailty is reminiscent of her toothpick looking rehab stint.

According to our source, “Lindsay’s rep insists that she is not heading back to her scary skinny period.”- an answer to rumors that Lindsay depends on redbull and candy and is utterly worn down from Samantha Ronson.

Well, Lindsay looks scary skinny and hilarious is Lindsay’s rep. proves Lindsay’s fine: “Lindsay is aware that she lost some weight due to stress but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two whole meals.”

Wow, that’s considered a gluttonous day for supermodels.

But there’s more, our spy that was at the Inauguration party, where we see the spine tingling photo of Lindsay, says that she would leave the bathroom and return to the party with white residue around her nose.

We seem to think there are many problems.  We hope you get better Lindsay.

American Pie Lush Checks into Rehab

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

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Remeber the actress who got so blasted that she didn’t know her breast was exposed on the red carpet?

Tara Reid, the American Pie Girl, walks into Promises rehabilitation last week. The same center where Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had a stint.

WIERD- Jack Ketsoyan, who is Tara’s publicist, asked people mag. to respect her privacy at this time.

Right, you really want privacy by doing a public statement.

All I’m saying is Tara hasn’t made a movie in years and any publicity, I guess, is good publicity.

Jackass Ketsoyan also said that it was Tara’s decision to get treatment. The 33 year old checked HERSELF in for unknown reasons, SUPPOSEDLY.

Tara (at the gates of rehab)- “I don’t know why I’m here Doc., but I don’t want to be twitching and watching the sunrise everyday.”

Although, we think Tara is cleaning out the Irish inside of her-including the Tony Montana side, and any other side that has her spending more time in the club than on the film set.

Get well soon…