Rudy Moves to Moody Radio Host?

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Republican jackass Billy O’reilly will be quitting his belligerent radio show “The Radio Factor” for a bigger role on his TV network- making life suck more for all of us who want less maniacal gun-toting tight collars hating on Obama and our CHANGE.

We hear that Rudy Guiliani, who has ruled New York for eight years, is the most likely candidate to sit behind O’reilly’s old radio microphone.

Right now, Westwood One, which airs the rightest radio program, is negotiating with mayor Guiliani- who has years of hosting WABC’s weekly radio show “Live From City Hall”.

Since the radio is nationally broadcasted, an overexposure of Rudy can epicly “F up” his plans running the 2010 presidential race.

Plus he’s got an awful lisp.

Sooo, Would the extra publicity hurt or help old Rudolph?

What do you think?

American Pie Lush Checks into Rehab

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

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Remeber the actress who got so blasted that she didn’t know her breast was exposed on the red carpet?

Tara Reid, the American Pie Girl, walks into Promises rehabilitation last week. The same center where Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had a stint.

WIERD- Jack Ketsoyan, who is Tara’s publicist, asked people mag. to respect her privacy at this time.

Right, you really want privacy by doing a public statement.

All I’m saying is Tara hasn’t made a movie in years and any publicity, I guess, is good publicity.

Jackass Ketsoyan also said that it was Tara’s decision to get treatment. The 33 year old checked HERSELF in for unknown reasons, SUPPOSEDLY.

Tara (at the gates of rehab)- “I don’t know why I’m here Doc., but I don’t want to be twitching and watching the sunrise everyday.”

Although, we think Tara is cleaning out the Irish inside of her-including the Tony Montana side, and any other side that has her spending more time in the club than on the film set.

Get well soon…

TV Star is Caught in a Sinful Kiss

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Motivational economists Donny “Deutschbag”, whose CNBC show “The big Idea” was put on hold last week, has been caught hooking up with a married woman.

The woman’s husband Adam Sandler (Not the movie star), a wealthy NY banker, hired a private eye after suspicions of his hot blondie with another man.

The detective screened the desperate housewife for weeks and eventually got photos of her lip locking with the Deutschbag.

Our sources say that the husband Sandler filed for divorce with Deutsch’s name listed in the legal document’s complaint.

Deutsch, a 50 year old single father who has been spending millions on NYC townhouse and an East Hampton mansion, has not answered any phone calls about the affair, nor has his lawyers.  

Like Father like Daughter

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We hear the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

The Kennedy family has another highly anticipated policitian- Caroline Bouvier Kennedy runs for New York Senate- and she is getting mad big apple love.

Yesterday, the conservative NY Mayor Bloomberg proclaimed the liberal Caroline Kennedy has what it takes to fill the seat once held by Hillary Rodman Clinton.

Hillary boosts the daughter of JFk and Jackie O for the position- “Hardworking, and honest” and someone who “understands the issues.”

Party Binge Paris in Full Force

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Paris Hilton brings a new name to “Girls just wanna’ have fun”.  Her and sister, Nicky, passed around a big bottle of vodka and chugged their man pains away .  The winner of her show ”Paris’ New BFF”, Brittany Flickinger was right by mimicking her idol’s actions.

Another Highlight, Nicky Hilton put a good cock block on actor Stephen Dorff.  He was amongst the group, hittin’ on Paris all night. 

The rage and madness of this party caps off the week long Art Basel event in Miami.  Paris Hilton, we spotted celebrating for three consecutive nights.   She was at various bashes letting loose; dancing on couches and shamelessy doing other acts of belligerence. 

Which makes us think that her show should have been called, “Paris’ New Fun Girl!”

Allan Cummings Says “No” to 2009 Sundance.

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Utah, expect the slopes to be packed, but the theatres to be empty for 2009. 

This years Sundance Film Festival falls on the same date as the presidential inauguration and has more anti prop 8 peeps fuming.

Recent major public statement- the openly gay actor, Allan Cummings, said he will be skipping the screening of his own movie.   

His new flick, ”Dare”,  will be featured at the hate-state festival without his support when news broke that the screening was planned to be in a theater, whose owner had donated $9,900 dollars to support California’s ban on gay marriage, Proposition 8.

Sundance representatives try to dissuade the upheaval by moving the screening to an alternate theater, but political activist’s argue that it won’t do shiz. 

The festival still funnels money into the Mormon church- who have been hooking up the hateful Prop 8 from the get-go.

Allan is the first actor who is ditching the fest. for the presidential inauguration of Barack Obama- “someone who I believe will make America a place where gay people will be respected and given true equality” he told the NY Post.

We expect more to follow.

Meanwhile, Sundance reps. are being hypocrites- They tell our sources that people should still support the festival because the films themselves promote diversity.

 Its true- hollywood is liberal. But, MONEY TALKS!

Rodman Likes Them White

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Like a black man with blond hair, several facial piercings, body tattoos, and wearing a dress on your wedding day doesn’t distinguish you enough- early retired Chicago Bull, Dennis Rodman proves to have caucasian fever- recently, he was seen at Art Basel only partying with white girls.

Whenever we see Dennis the Menace out, his lady company suggest to us his preference for the porcelain thin hair types. A unique taste nascent  with his quick Madonna stint and publicity cry-out  marriage with Carmen Electra.  The two have long beeng divorced, but he shows us that basketballs are not the only thinge Rodman rebounds.

Last night, we spotted Dennis the Menace hobnobbing with not one or two, but a wolf pack of random white chocolates.  They were fraternizing by the bar in Miami’s hottest club Mokai.  

Its his flava fasho!

M.K.O Still Dating Artsy Brooklynite

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Some more viscious nightclub tonsil hockey-

 People often eat where the sh@#.

We know its hard to avoid the sweltering media, but the child actor turned hipster, Mary Kate Olsen, hasn’t kept her promise to make private life secret.  We caught her necking with artists boyfriend, Nate Lowman, at the Art Basel event which is the antithesis of low-key.    

The two have been dating for over a year now and have survived rumors of having a child on the way. 

In the past M.K.O told old fling/friend, Heath Ledger(RIP), that she wanted to start a family. 

To the looks of the couple last night in Miami, Olsen and Lowman are real luvy duvy.

Do you think the artsy duo will start a “Full House”?

Timeworn Cher Whips Another Album

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Fully matured tranvestites will flip their wigs to hear Cher is in the works of a new album.  The legendary singer settled into Vegas recently and told our sources at a ritzy restaurant,

“I’m planning an album of all these great songs from the ’60s that I’ve never covered before.  It was such a magical time for music- groups like The Beatles, the Hollies, the Zombies, the Kinks, the Stones and singers like Dylan and Otis Redding..I want to play tribute to a time when I used to listen to music on my little transistor radio or my AM radio in my Ford Mustang.”

This will be Cher’s 26th album,  the diva first begun her career in 1965.  She hasn’t released a record in over seven years, that was the gold-selling ”Living Proof”.  Her new album name is TBA.

Were just stoked about the roster of bands she wants to cover.

Fatso Crowe Bikes to Fit in Tights

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After gaining much weight for his last film, Body of Lies, Russ is working-off his pot belly for a new epic where he plays Robin Hood. The actor will be sporting green tights in 2009 as he again teams up with the high-octane director, Ridley Scott for ”Nottingham”. 

Ah yes, Russel will star in a psychedelic drama as the popular hero trapped in a world with no ham to eat.

Naw,  the flick sounds to be a good one- a love triangle between Robin Hood and Sheriff of Nottingham played both by Russ, whom fight for Maid Marion who will be played by Sienna Miller.

Its good to see the blimpish superstar has put down the Thanksgiving leftovers, because man is he chunky.  We spotted him in Beverly HIlls acouple of times, biking with his trainer. 

  A lot of exercise and veggies are needed to climb back into People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man of the Year” which was recently handed to svelte fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman.

I’m just looking forward to seeing if Russel will look better than both Costner and Flynn in tights.

What do you think?