Allan Cummings Says “No” to 2009 Sundance.

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Utah, expect the slopes to be packed, but the theatres to be empty for 2009. 

This years Sundance Film Festival falls on the same date as the presidential inauguration and has more anti prop 8 peeps fuming.

Recent major public statement- the openly gay actor, Allan Cummings, said he will be skipping the screening of his own movie.   

His new flick, ”Dare”,  will be featured at the hate-state festival without his support when news broke that the screening was planned to be in a theater, whose owner had donated $9,900 dollars to support California’s ban on gay marriage, Proposition 8.

Sundance representatives try to dissuade the upheaval by moving the screening to an alternate theater, but political activist’s argue that it won’t do shiz. 

The festival still funnels money into the Mormon church- who have been hooking up the hateful Prop 8 from the get-go.

Allan is the first actor who is ditching the fest. for the presidential inauguration of Barack Obama- “someone who I believe will make America a place where gay people will be respected and given true equality” he told the NY Post.

We expect more to follow.

Meanwhile, Sundance reps. are being hypocrites- They tell our sources that people should still support the festival because the films themselves promote diversity.

 Its true- hollywood is liberal. But, MONEY TALKS!

Hillary In Da’ House!

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Consider it done!  In a couple of weeks, Barack is going to announce Hillary the new Secretary of State which adds to Barack’s Justice League or Fantstic friends.

Its a powerhouse my people- Batman and Robin status!!!

Sarah Silverman Continously Hittin’ Punch Lines

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During the NY Comedy festival, Sarah Silverman conducted roaring laughter at her sold-out Hammerstein Ballroom show this past Saturday.  She was grooving on the whole shebang from her relationship with Jimmy Kimmel to President Obama. 

To no surprise,  Silverman’s shtick was very racial, but all was fair game.

The NY posts recalls acouple witty nuggets: 

“Saying how excited she was to attend a “who’s who” LA fund-raiser for the president-elect a year ago, Silverman said she was able to walk right up and ask him: “‘Sen. Obama, when you were in school in Boston, did you encounter any racism?’ And he said something really interesting.  He said, um.  He said, ‘I’m Kayne West.’” 

She also  branded jokes on Angelina Jolie and Madonna:

“I would like to adopt someday, thank you.  I think if you adopt, you really have to go brown with it because otherwise you don’t get the credit.”

The show was hit after hit of her elementary Mitch Hedberg-esq executions.

It sure is refreshing to have a crafty female in comedy.

Highly Anticipated Barack Film

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With the rush and excitement from the presidential race still lingering in our heads like a hangover, we can now anticipate a poignant recap of the monumental time through an upcoming film about our 44th president.

In New York, HBO films has just closed a deal for the rights to an untitled Barack Obama documentary.  The film has been in development ever since 2006, when producer Edward Norton and his Class 5 films approached the politician. 

The Barack campaign conceded, giving the film extensive footage from the begining and end of Barack’s historical journey to presidency; as well as chronicling his previous years in politics.

Barack’s documentary is expected to be aired next year and since I didn’t read the ‘Audacity of Hope’, this is a definite thing to look foward too.

Beyonce’s Presidential Request

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Yo Barack!

Beyonce wants you to know that she is ready, willing, and able to perform at your inauguration. 

In a recent MSNBC story, Beyonce was extremely giddy about the new president and commented about the upcoming ceremony. “I’m there.  I can’t wait. I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do.  Whatever they want- if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready.”

‘Whatever’ you say?

Interesting…

We would like to see you perform with Justin Timberlake and Bill Clinton.  Clinton on the sax and Timberlake dancing.  And have the performance end with Timberlake ripping your dress to expose a boob.

Oh, and Jay-z hollering, “Barack is in the house tonight!”

A Kiss Seen ‘Round Da World

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Damn it feels good to be El Presidente. 

What a glorious evening for Barack Obama.  After executing an exceptional acceptance speech, the Political G received a passionate wet-one from his new first lady. The gorgeous wife, who came out holding hands with the Vice President’s wife, swiftly wrapped her arms around her man and gave him a look that assures Mr. President- he won’t be getting ANY sleep tonight.

Tomorrow morning Barack will wake up happily tired and, over an All-Star Slam breakfast, probably discuss moving into the White House Black House.

Barack the house!